In Michael Bay's world, everything would be sexier and louder, with an exponential increase in explosions. What gets me about all the terrible reviews for Transformers is that anyone ever expected it to be good in the first place.
Images from Cracked's If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
The World Through Michael Bay's Eyes
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3 comments:
Dude, Transformers 2 is good. Really. It is. I'm baffled that so many people are bashing this flick. Sure, it wasn't as good as the first one, but few sequels are.
Megan Fox as the Mona Lisa = awesomeness.
I'll just have to take your word on that - was never a Transformer fan, even as a kid.
That's the trashiest (and hottest) version of Mona Lisa, I've ever laid my eyes upon.
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