Chuck Norris Counted To Infinity - Twice

I was going to write a stunning piece of pop culture analysis today. It would have been sublime, explaining once and for all why people are obsessed with celebrities, why they are obsessed with themselves and the secret of the Caramilk bar.

But I'm tired. So instead... Chuck Norris!

You may have read about the Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator, which appears to be so popular that it's down. First we lose DirtyCollin.com and now this! Why does God hate us so! Anywho... here are a few examples:

• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Hopefully the site will be up and running soon, but you can see the Top 30 here. Aside from the pure oddity of this page, which has become quite popular, the kung-fu ass kicker himself has given it his tacit approval.

According to the actor's publicist, Jeff Duclos, Norris' favorite Chuck Norris fact is the one about the Boogeyman: "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

Ah, web obsessions... and now we have a actor's career revived and he didn't even have to appear on a reality show. Wonder when the t-shirts are getting made.