Bugs: It's true, Doc; I'm a rabbit alright. Would you like to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home?
Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy: He does so have to shoot me now! [to Elmer] I demand that you shoot me now!

Pop artist James Cauty's work Splatter repurposes classic Warner Bros. and Hanna-Barbera cartoons and gives them a Sin City-style blood spatter makeover, "presenting the viewer with unrelenting acts of bloody, cartoon violence, which, in cartoon law, ultimately cannot cause fatal injury."

The idea came from the Cauty's 15-year-old son who suggested his dad show the violence that cartoons leave out. "People have been saying since the ‘60s that cartoons should show the consequences of violence, or kids will get the wrong idea," Cauty told the Telegraph.


"Its very difficult to shock kids these days - you have cartoon characters being shot in the head and walking off cliffs, so we have decided to replace them with something more realistic."

Take that Itchy & Scratchy. (Link via Media-Digest)


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Labels: Bugs Bunny, cartoons, Daffy Duck, pop art, Roadrunner, Sylvester, Tom and Jerry, Tweety, violence, Wile E. Coyote

Harvey Dent: "Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"
Alfred: "Oh, you have no idea..."

This Dark Knight/American Psycho mashup was the kind of thing that was running through my heard when I first heard Christian Bale was going to be the new Batman. I remember American Psycho and he was, well, a complete psycho. Then I forgot all about it until I came across Geekandnerd's brilliant piece of editing, which lends credence to the Joker's assertion "you're just a freak, like me!" (Link via Urlesque)

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Labels: Batman, Christian Bale, mashups, Psycho

That's one hell of a Saturday morning. Jessica Gädke's tribute to a selection of her childhood heroes easily dates her as mostly a 1990s cartoon watcher, especially as she decided to leave out classic Warner Bros. and Disney characters. Hopefully she'll do one of those as well. Though most of these cartoons happened well after my traditional 'toon-watching time, I'm familiar with most of them due to younger sisters and an exceedingly lazy trip though university. A few earlier characters have slipped through, notably the Barbapapas, Charlie Brown and Snoopy, and Tom and Jerry. My nostalgic fave from the bunch is Pinky and the Brain.

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky — try to take over the world."

Interesting, if pointless, fact. Maurice LaMarche, who provided the voice for Pinky is also Kif Kroker on Futurama. How 'bout that! (Link via The Daily What)

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Labels: 1990s, cartoons, nostalgia

Leela: They're going to destroy the entire Earth if they don't see some stupid TV show about some bimbo lawyer?
Fry: It's crazy! How could they even know about a show from a thousand years ago?
Farnsworth: Well, Omicron Persei 8 is about a thousand light years away. So the electro-magnetic waves would just recently have gotten there. You see--
Fry: Magic. Got it.

From Abstruse Goose, via everyone

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Big Bird knocks the crumbs out of Cookie Monster in this mashup of Sesame Street and Street Fighter, from pop artist Jared Moraitis. So, you figure the bird is on 'roids? (Link via Super Punch)

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Labels: Big Bird, Cookie Monster, pop art, Sesame Street, Street Fighter, video games

Wee, time to celebrate the birth of our great nation with a holiday in the middle of the week. WTF?! Stupid calendar. Anyway, to you non-Canadians, this is downtown Toronto. Yep, it's all wilderness up here.

Ok, maybe four hours north of the city it looks like this. I want to go there, but it will have to wait a couple of weeks. Have a great day, everyone.

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This parody of West Side Story is the kind of thing that some producer of Broadway will laugh off and then calls the writers a few days later and options it. It would hardly be the worst thing ever made into a musical.

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If there's something strange in Springfield town
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Or at least the Ghostbusters as envisioned by Dean Fraser of Springfield Punx. Fraser has also rendered the rest of the cast, including the poltergeist Slimer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Be sure to check out his Simpsonization of the cast of Lost and Watchmen.

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"I have something I want to tell you. I'm not like other guys." Truer words have never been spoke.

You know it's thriller, Lego thriller night. Tired of the Michael Jackson tributes and retrospectives? Too bad, I was away for the weekend and need to get it out of my system, mostly by posting this recreation of Thriller, entirely in Lego. I did an extensive five-minute search and couldn't find a less-blurry version, or the original creator for that matter. Stupid internet.

Of course Jacko's lasting legacy, at least for me, is introducing me to the world of pop culture parody, vias Weird Al Yankovic's Eat It.

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

That's gold, people. Thanks Michael. Thanks Al.

Labels: Lego, Michael Jackson, parody, Weird Al Yankovic, YouTube

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Watch Spoiler Alert on CollegeHumor
Tell your friends the ending at your own risk. While this might be a touch extreme, I certainly understand the desire to avoid spoilers.

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Labels: College Humor, spoilers

Wow, that took way less time to watch than to read the first five books. And they need two movies to show Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? Maybe the 30-Second Bunnies should direct.

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By now you will have heard of the unexpected death of Michael Jackson and public opinion has quickly divided into two camps: musical genius vs. insane, creepy pedophile.

I think both are true and one shouldn't outweigh the other. Jackson's musical contributions can't be dismissed or forgotten but nor should they, ahem, whitewash the actions of his latter life.

Nine years ago I read an essay on Jackson that helped me understand the crucible of fame he lived in and while it doesn't justify his actions it certainly made me more sympathetic. It has stuck with me ever since and says things far better than I could ever hope to.

The following is excerpted from Cintra Wilson's book, A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Re-examined as a Grotesque, Crippling Disease:

"Once upon a time there was a little boy named Michael Jackson, who was a child of incredible, otherworldly talent. Hammered into superstar condition by a merciless warlock of a father who purportedly belt-whipped his musical ambitions into the hides of his countless offspring. Michael was only six years old when his family's singing group, the Jackson Five, was signed to the Motown label. He developed an ecstatic, feral-bird quality in his prepubescent voice that transcended anything human; he possessed the kind of arm-hair-raising sublimity found only in little Anglican choir boys and castrati......Michael became very famous by the time he was only 12, and got truckloads of mail from wildly obsessed fan-boys and fan-girls all over the world who wanted to touch him, kidnap him, steal handfuls of his hair, and tear off his clothing and rub their bodies against them...

...Shortly after [Off the Wall and Thriller] broke all previous records, mega-mega-megafame trained the deadly blue heat of it's X-ray eye on young Jackson and stared him crispy...

...The fame smothered [Elvis and Michael] overstimulating them into frightful husks of self abuse: they both had to vandalize themselves since the world could do naught but love them...

...Jackson epitomizes the fullest scope of uber-fame in the United States. He's lived through the whole gauntlet: the best parts of it in his earlier years, the worst, humiliating and scandalous parts in the more recent. Anything Michael does now just reads like Outsider Art — he has become as strange and isolated and deranged as anyone who ever walked or crawled through shock treatment. He's the strangest uninstitutionalized crazy person in the public eye since Howard Hughes...

...I predict that his spin surgeons will insist he be stricken by a freak-accident-related coma, in order to cause a burst of previously latent, Princess Diana-esque support for the ailing star. Thousands of fans all over the world will then feel guilty for turning their backs on him and send him Mylar balloons and teddy bears, carnations and crayon drawings."

I couldn't find the essay anywhere online, but I encourage you to search it out and read it in full.

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In Michael Bay's world, everything would be sexier and louder, with an exponential increase in explosions. What gets me about all the terrible reviews for Transformers is that anyone ever expected it to be good in the first place.


Images from Cracked's If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay

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Taking down Ringo Starr isn't really much of a challenge — or timely for that matter — but the folks at College Humor sure make a fine Beatles menagerie.

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This is what it looks like when toddler Prince cries. Or is that just how big he is? Hmm...

Anyway, pop artist Dave MacDowell nods to both Purple Rain and Mark Ryden's Little Boy Blue.

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Violence is never the answer, but sometimes everybody deserves Keyboard Cat.

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Britney Spears in the centre of the next pandemic. Surprise! I would have thought it would have been Paris Hilton.

It's actually a Chinese ad for Panadol, a cold and flu medication. So the Chinese are either celebrity obsessed or think Hollywood celebs spread disease. Probably the later. Well at least she didn't take out Johnny... oh, wait, no! Not Johnny Depp! (Link via The Daily What)

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And cousin, bidness is a-boomin! Ok, forget Alice for a while, THIS is the movie I'm looking forward too: Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds.

My friend and critic James Rocchi describes it as a "series of great scenes without a movie to connect them," but that will work just fine for me. Snappy dialogue, some cool editing, a bit of great music and I'm a happy guy. And we only need to wait two months for this one. (Link via FirstShowing)

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Ed Wood meets Raoul Duke, crossed with Edward Scissorhands and Willy Wonka. I love everything about the new images from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, especially Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter.

Burton's take picks up 10 years after Lewis Carroll's classic tale left off. Alice returns down the rabbit hole, but doesn't recall her childhood. Go to /film for more.

I don't want to have to wait nine more months to see this vision emerge!



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