Paraskavedekatriaphobia Butchery


The National Post's Andrew Barr and Mike Faille breaks down Jason Voorhees' body count since he started waging his one-man war against the evils of premarital sex, drug use, being a teenager and not being Jason Voorhees. Click on the pic or here for the full-size version.

Today marks the release of the 12th Friday the 13th movie. Expect a huge outbreak of paraskavedekatriaphobia when they roll out the 13th edition.

Until then, stay away from any abandoned, lakeside summer camps. I'm just sayin'.

Update, Aug. 6, 2011: Welcome Hey Oscar Wilde! fans. Andrew Barr can be found at Somethingagogo and @DunwichHorror, Mike Faille at mikefaille.com

Update, Aug 10, 2011: Monsterologist Andrew Barr has updated his Jason body count infographic, changing Shelly from Part 3-D from female to male. I have updated it above and linked to his site.

4 comments:

  1. SOOO Awesome...! Can we animate these into GIFs?

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  2. Maybe not we, but if you know how to do that sort of thing, go nuts.

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  3. This is great, however, there are two errors. The Shelly and Chili genders are incorrect. Shelly was a male, Chili was a female.

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