MC Voldemort Owns Harry Potter

Poor Harry Potter, he just can't bring the hurt against Voldemort, even with his "Hagrid-sized balls."

I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history
I'll slay your ass out like Cedric Digory
With a wave of my finger I'll put you on the floor
You a punk ass little kid without Dumbledore
I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see
You're a puny rich midget with a dead mommy

(Link via /Film)

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