dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.Read the full list at the Nerdist.
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
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Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis
Imaginationland: Realer Than Any Of Us