Born To Full Metal Jacket

Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

Private Joker: No, sir.

Augmented to Kill by Adam Howlett

Full Metal Koopa and Full Die-Cast Jacket by Dann Mathews

Full Metal Commander by ninjaink

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Stanley Kubrick's Iron Man

Stanley Kubrick Bloopers

I Love The Smell Of Midi-chlorians In the Morning

Koopa The Hutt

"There will be no bargain. I will not to give up my favorite decoration. I like Luigi where he is."

So Luke Skywalker is Mario and this Super Mario Bros./Star Wars mashup by Glen O'Neill is a fan's dream. (On TeeFury for just a few more hours.)

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Koopa, It's What's For Dinner

Penguin the Hutt

Donkey Kong's Last Supper

Koopa, It's What's For Dinner

I could go for some Bowser ribs and some burgers made from ground Koopa. I imagine it's what Mario eats after he finishes his digital killing spree.

Jude Buffum explores the world of video game meat for the upcoming show Pixel Pushers, including Koopa, Ganon, Chocobo, Pukupuku, Gesso and Yoshi (below).

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