You Are The Shark To My Tornado

Don't have your Valentine's Day card yet? You horrible, insensitive, procrastinating jerk! But not to worry, Jarhumor has you covered with some fine horror-themed (printable) cards that are sure to please your significant other. 

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Eddie Vs. Jason

I dunno, it really doesn't seem like a fair fight. Sure, Edward has all those blades, but you can't actually kill Jason. Maybe if if called on all his emo powers... but I doubt it. (Eddie Vs. Jason by BrickHut)

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Edward Scissorhands' Teen Angst
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Where's Jason "Waldo" Voorhees?

Friday The 13th: Where's Jason "Waldo" Voorhees?

Where’s Jason? Oh god, where’s Jason? Arrgghhhhhhhh, there he is! Run, run, ru....

Celebrate Friday The 13th, Where's Waldo style with Glen Brogan's desktop wallpapers from Strange Kids Club.

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Werner Herzog Reads Where's Waldo?

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The Evolution Of Jason Voorhees

Aww, look at that little tyke, wasn't he... um... yeah, never-mind, no wonder he turned into a serial killer. (By character artist Ben Camberos; link via Fuel Your Illustration)

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Hello Jason

Hello Pop Culture Kitties

Illustrator Joseph Senior (aka yodaflicker) is creating 101 pop culture Hello Kitty figures (he's got 68 so far). Above, eight of my favourites: Hello RoboKitty; Hello KISSy Gene; Hello Clockwork Orange; Hello DarthKitty; HALO Kitty; Hello Kill Bill; Hello Jason; Hello Rorschach. (Link via Geek-Art)

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Hello Anatomy Kitty

Hello Starry Night

You Didn't Think It Would Be That Easy, Did You, Hello Kitty?

This Ain't Rock 'N' Roll, This Is Genocide

Bowie meets Jason: He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar. Rock 'N' Roll Genocide from Oliver Barrett at TeeFury.

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Friday The 13th: Jason's Closet
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Friday The 13th: Jason's Closet

Just in time for Halloween comes the Jason hoodie from designer Marc Ecko, which is stylish enough to use on your next convenience store robbery, once you're done terrorizing your neighbourhood as a masked lunatic, of course.

Channel the terror of Crystal Lake in this "Jason" hoodie from the Friday the 13th series by Marc Ecko.

If that's not quite psychotic enough for you, there are also version of The Joker, Jigsaw, and somewhat incongruously, Gene Simmons.

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The National Post's Andrew Barr and Mike Faille breaks down Jason Voorhees' body count since he started waging his one-man war against the evils of premarital sex, drug use, being a teenager and not being Jason Voorhees. Click on the pic or here for the full-size version.

Today marks the release of the 12th Friday the 13th movie. Expect a huge outbreak of paraskavedekatriaphobia when they roll out the 13th edition.

Until then, stay away from any abandoned, lakeside summer camps. I'm just sayin'.

Update, Aug. 6, 2011: Welcome Hey Oscar Wilde! fans. Andrew Barr can be found at Somethingagogo and @DunwichHorror, Mike Faille at mikefaille.com

Update, Aug 10, 2011: Monsterologist Andrew Barr has updated his Jason body count infographic, changing Shelly from Part 3-D from female to male. I have updated it above and linked to his site.