
What's a video game character to do after a long day of battling giant apes and chasing yellow smiley faces through unending mazes? Drink of course. (Scott Derby's Barcade for Gallery 1988's Old School Video Game show.)






I can't bear scotch myself, but I'd find it hard to resist a Beam Me Up, Scotchie. Slurp back eight more nerdy delights. I'm more of a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster kinda guy.
If the drinks aren't taking you where no one has gone before, how about a wall mural that will turn your bedroom (I assume) into the bridge of the original Enterprise? You can serve everyone Fuzzy Tribbles.
If those don't work for you (or work too well) there is only one final resting place: a Star Trek casket. May you die long and prosper.