Behold, the magical soap that "eliminates the unused center of traditional soap"! Thank the Lord! Finally someone found a way to eradicate that pesky centre! And, yes, I am conforming to Canadian spelling here. Cause I'm compulsively Canuck that way. Anyhoo, I have spent that past 37 years thinking "Damn. This centre sure is useless. I wonder how much waste we could reduce if we bounced it?" as I rubbed and sudsed that Ivory between my hands. I mean, all it does is get smaller...and smaller...and smaller...It's not like it just slowly disappears into a sliver that you eventually bond to a new bar, so I applaud these geniuses. I only have a few questions:
- What happens when this beaut finally gives it all up and breaks into pieces harsher than Lohan and SamRo?
- Doesn't everything have a centre?
- And if everything has a centre, doesn't this configuration now have multiple centres?
Call me a Luddite, just pass me the Irish Spring!