When You Wish Upon A Star, Makes No Difference Who You Are. Got That?

Geppetto: "You're just confused because your a boy trapped inside a puppet's body."
Pinocchio: "No, I'm a girl trapped inside a boy's body, trapped inside a puppet's body."

(Pinocchio Has Gender Issues from College Humor. Link via Cartoon Brew)

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