This is not a modern mashup but an actual Leonardo Da Vinci portrait of Chuck Norris, who kicked a hole in the space time continuum to 1503. As a bonus, a portion of the proceeds from every print sold will be donated to St. Jude's Children's Cancer Research Center - they are trying to roundhouse kick cancer in the nuts!
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I'm disappointed in Mr. Norris. He's violating the second and third rules of gun safety -- and at the same time!
ReplyDeleteWell, he's more of a martial artist than a gunfighter. During World War II, he once shot down a Japanese fighter by pointing his finger at it and saying "Bang!" So it might not even be a real gun.
I don't know about this....either Leonardo was scared shitless when he painted this, OR Chuck Norris went too far back in time and found a very young Leonardo, who probably didn't know about things like anatomy and realism.....D: I'm going with the former. :D
ReplyDeletefact-Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa after this because he developed a man crush on Chuck after having him sit for a portrait.
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