The Odyssey of Chuck Norris

"In this pottery shard, we can clearly see Chuck Norris beheading Medusa with his famous round-house kick. Chuck Norris is so tough he could stare Medusa in the eye and not turn to stone."

Of course the whole legend of Hercules is just a bastardization of Chuck Norris' early life that is so fantastic that it had to be draped in myth so people could comprehend it without going insane. At least that's what I recall from my Greek Mythology class — I wasn't paying too close attention. That degree sure has come in handy!

This ancient discovery was unearthed at the Austin Sketch Squad, via pop culture archeologist Super Punch.

Previously on Popped Culture...
Reel Mythology
Pop Culture is Our Mythology
The A-List Mythology
World's Toughest T-Shirt

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