"A towel, [says the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy], is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."So just under the wire I found out it was Towel Day, a tribute to the much-missed Douglas Adams. Seems it's been going on since 2001 and I've never heard about it. Too bad, as I always known where my towel is.
The downside of this celebration is the realization that Eoin Colfer has indeed followed through on his abomination of a sixth installation of the Guide, entitled And Another Thing... and is due this fall. I still can't get by what a staggeringly, jaw-droppingly bad idea this is. Please, leave well enough alone and let us celebrate with our towels, lest we feed you to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Previously on Popped Culture...
Staggeringly, Jaw-Droppingly Bad
Who/What to Worship?
Don't Panic
I tried to e-mail you about it yesterday so you could post it in time, but I couldn't find an e-mail address anywhere. And the search function in my account was all buggy.
ReplyDeleteI heard about this abomination from a friend over the weekend. I love Colfer's Artemus Fowl series, but quite frankly he should've left Hitchhiker's Guide alone. Only Adams could do it right.
ReplyDeleteIt's all good, John. It's always Towel Day for me. As for Colfer, I propose we bury him in said towels...
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