Yo Momma So Fat The Sorting Hat Put Her In All Four Houses

A call by the Nerdist for Hogwarts snaps pulled in over 400 highly-inappropriate Harry Potter insults. Here are a few of my faves:
dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
Read the full list at the Nerdist.

Previously on Popped Culture...
Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis
Imaginationland: Realer Than Any Of Us

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