Who Watches Santa Claus?

Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Rorschach is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Rorschach is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness sake!

How Rorschach Stole Christmas

Rorschach hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his fedora wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his trench was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Day 11 of the 12 Days of Popped Culture is brought to by your waking nightmares. 

Previously on Popped Culture...
The True Face Of The Watchmen
Watchmen Last Supper
Watcharama: Who Watches the Futuramen?

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