The Simple Life: Jail Bait

Paris Hilton, feeling left out of the limelight as all her skanky friends were heading off to rehab, upped the “look at me” stakes by snagging a 45-day jail sentence. Hilton will serve in an all-women prison once inhabited by ragaholic Lost talie Michelle Rodriguez and Daryl Hannah. Nothing but the best for her.

Now that she’s the Lil’ Kim of the socialite set she’ll be thinking about her next career move, post-incarceration. Might I suggest a prison movie:

Posted by poppedculture at Friday, May 04, 2007
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3 comments:

  1. MCMay 05, 2007

    Or what about Caged Heat 2: That's Hawt

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  2. Terence Towles CanoteMay 05, 2007

    LOL. Personally, I would have gone with that 1950 classic Caged....

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  3. Rick RockhillJune 10, 2007

    Fun blog...I'm enjoying reading thru.

    For a bit of Paris humor, I wrote a fun post on my blog about Paris Hilton…stop by and check it out:

    http://rickrockhill.blogspot.com/2007/06/dr-wang-channels-conrad-hilton-beyond.html

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