I Pity the April Fool

Evolution takes its next logical step. No more jokes about penguins not being able to afford the airfare.


Gmail Custom Time? I would use this function daily!


Looks like this one isn't actually a joke, though it probably should be.

As Mr. T says in the story: ‘All these suckers with their fancy powers! They need a reality check, and only one guy can do that, and that’s me, Mr. T! Ain’t no difference if they’re a vampire, a dinosaur, a mutant, if they’re doing wrong, then it needs Mr. T to set things straight with a swift right!’

It would hardly be the first time either, as evidenced by Mr. T vs. Everything.