Kissing Booth for Peace

Whinny!Sharon Stone has a unique plan to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "I would kiss just about anybody for peace in the Middle East," Stone said, while improbably sitting next to Nobel Peace laureate Shimon Peres.

While her trip to the Holy Land was sponsored by the Peres Center for Peace, she failed to plant one on the former PM. For whatever reason the center believes the sliding into B-list territory actress will be able to use her fame to help encourage peace efforts.

How did Stone raise peace awareness? By calling attention to her pieces.
"People are just sitting there going, like, 'I don't care what she's saying. I don't care what she's saying. I just want to know is she getting naked? Is she getting naked in that movie? Is she naked? Nude? Nude? Naked? Do I see her boobies? So let's just get through to that. Yes!”
That ought to do it as everyone lays down their arms and runs screaming for the hills with the thought of the almost 50-year-old Stone once more spreading for the camera in Basic Instinct 2.


  1. Lordy I can't wait to see Sharon's boobs. I'm giddy with excitement. Oh wait, that's my gum infection making me tingly. I'm praying they'll cut those scenes. Pray for small miracles!

  2. Don't get your hopes up. I just watched the trailer at IMDB and there was a lot of sex (while at least implied) and bascially (pun intended) just a rehash of the orginal. She stradles a chair, smokes where she's not allowed, flirts with the man after her and there is even an ice pick! Yeesh, how tired.