You know, I can usually get through most days without ever having to worry about Perez Hilton ever coming to mind. This is a good thing. I'm sure Will.i.am (is that how you spell it) feels about Perez Hilton much the same as I do. He's had his fifteen minutes, now he's just really, really annoying. If there's any way we can make Perez just go away, I'm all for it. Until then, I'm going to go back to a happy existence in which his name never comes to mind. You can help with that.
I'll do my best.