Don't know why, but the interwebs have throwing up a lot of zombie worries recently. Now I don't want to worry anyone, but it never hurts to be prepared.The Zombie Preparedness Initiative is a knowledge base provided by a community of citizens concerned about the impending zombie invasion and the imminent disaster that is sure to follow.
Before All Else Fails, Run! Strategies from a Flight-First Perspective
What is the primary skill needed to survive a zombie invasion? An individual may practice superior marksmanship, wear the most fantastic home-built armor, and possess the best maps and equipment. However, if one can't run at least six miles without stopping, one is in a brief, flesh-rending world of hurt.
Martial Arts, The Undead and You: Hand-to-Necrotized Flesh
This is a very bad idea. Zombies transmit their virus by biting or scratching. The last thing you want to do is get close. On the other hand sometimes life puts you in weird situations.
Surviving the Apocalypse as a Family
I know there are a lot of guides to help you save your own skin. That is fine and dandy, but there are also a lot of us out here that need to protect a whole family.
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This is a very bad idea. Zombies transmit their virus by biting or scratching. The last thing you want to do is get close. On the other hand sometimes life puts you in weird situations.
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This is what is important in hand-to-hand with zombies: keep your distance and don't get grabbed. Once a zombie grabs you, it's hard to detach, and all he has to do is give you a quick bite.
I've never had to actually face one unarmed (thank god for concealed carry laws), but I would recommend kicking said zombie in the knee. Zombies don't have the best balance, and you want to knock him down to the ground long enough get away.
Flying kicks? Absolutely not. You may knock the zombie down, but you'll also probably fall to the ground as well. Speed is one of the critical human advantages of zombies. Don't give it up.
When the Zombie apocalypse arrives, I want join your bunker. You already seem well prepared for the onslaught.
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