Not Coming To A Theatre Near You

I don't remember this page from my copy of Where The Wild Things Are. Must have been an adult version or at least the brain of pop artist Andrew Wilson.

Gallery 1998 commissioned artists to recreate movie posters for their show Now Playing, and the results are both amazing and, in many cases, very weird.


There were two takes on Michael Jackson, my favourite being Dave MacDowell's Jesus Juice Superstar. Jacko's death and funeral conveyed a halo on the may, but I think the shine has definitely faded.

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Kanye! Not again...

Put the URL for any website after “http://kanyelicio.us/” and you too can have Kanye dump all over your web skills. Ok, I'm done. Promise.

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You're our only hope. I love how Barack Obama is shoring up his title of Nerd-In-Chief with this display of Jedi skill on the White House Lawn.

It's not just Star Wars that this president knows. Witness John Hodgman at the Radio and TV Correspondents' Dinner, administering a nerd purity test on Star Trek, Conan the Barbarian and Dune (it's about eight minutes in).


This poster, of course, was inevitable. (Johnny Toxic via Buzzfeed)


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Yo Jesus... Kanye West's Last Supper

You know a meme has hit critical mass when it shows up at The Last Supper. Just like the photobombing squirrel last month and over 100 others before, Kanye West barged into their dinner and interrupted. (Link via I'mma Let You Finish)


So while I was focused on WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? yesterday Kanye made his way all over the web, annoying the crap out of everybody. (Link via Holy Taco)


Which means he's going to have to write a lot of all-caps apologies. Luckily Atom has built a handy Kanye West Apology Generator, so we can all help him out with that.

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I just realized Red Dawn is the only Patrick Swayze movie I've ever seen, and until today I had no idea he was in it. Yep, no Ghost, no Dirty Dancing, no Roadhouse. No point in changing that now.

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The story is thus: twisted fan fiction writer writer Brickhousebunny21 (underage teddy bear pokémon sex, WTF?) freaks out when Topless Robot features his story on the always disturbing Fan Fiction Friday.

His angry, all-caps, misspelled response WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? instantly spawned a meme and left me in pop culture heaven. I love the internets.



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Our saints, who art in movies, TV and music... I don't know if these stunning stained glass treatments are real or just clever photoshops, but it is my kind of religion. From Holy Taco's 25 Awesome Stained Glass Windows.

St. T of the A-Team

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Popped Culture Goes to TIFF

The 2009 Toronto Film Festival is upon us and, truth be told, it can be a little overwhelming. Will we see the next Oscar winner (or at least nominee like last year's Best Foreign Film nominee Waltz With Bashir)?

Will we run into a celebrity again (over the years, Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley, Michael Moore, Bob Hoskins, Cher and Roger Ebert)?

What country's films will we fall in love with (Thailand) and which one will leave me cold (Iran)?

The thing is you just don't really know what kind of festival you are going to have until its done. We've been attending TIFF for 11 years now and those don't even put a dent into the 271 feature films that are unspooling this year alone.

So every year we dive into the schedule and see what we can find. Of course after so many years, we have a few things I look for. The first are directors that we've discovered at the festival over the years. It looked thin on the ground this year, until we found Sawasdee Bangkok, three short films about Bangkok that have two directors whose films we loved in past years: Wisit Sasanatieng (Citizen Dog) and Pen-ek Ratanaruang (Last Life In The Universe). Score!

Next we look for new Canadian films. Living in Toronto you'd think we'd be exposed to Canadian movies, but no, so the festival is our best chance to see home-grown talent. This year we are seeing The Trotsky, about " a precocious Montreal teen who fervently believes himself to be the reincarnation of Russian revolutionary Leon Trotsky." It's a comedy — go figure.

We are also seeing Definitely Not The Opera host Sook-Yin Lee's Year of the Carnivore, which I'm hoping isn't super self-indulgent. We'll see.

For our Hollywood/celebrity quotient we are seeing The Men Who Stare At Goats. We usually avoid movies that are coming out in the next month or two but we aren't getting out to many movies these days (hello almost three-year-old!) and this looked like good fun. And hey, I'm not immune to the charms of seeing George Clooney in the flesh.

Lastly we are seeing La Soga, a film from the Dominican Republic about drug dealers and assassins. It's like The Wire, but in Santiago instead of Baltimore. Or maybe not. That's the thing, you just never know. But it is rare that we ever get a clunker, and surrounded by other film fans it is always a great experience.

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A few years back the cowpunks Luther Wright and the Wrongs out some bluegrass in my rock 'n' roll and created one of my favourite musical reinterpretations ever: Rebuild the Wall.

Take a deep breath Pink Floyd fans and open your minds. "Howdy...is there anybody in there?"



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When You Wish Upon A Star... Nothing Happens

Why just spoil movies when you can spoil the hopes and dreams of happy people and children? By the way, welcome back to school, kids! Wah Wah Wahhhhh, from Threadless designers Ivan Tarrazo Sanchez and Thomas De Santis.

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I always fill my ballroom/ the event is never small.

Why an AC/DC/Spongebob mashup? I ask you, why not? Happy Labour/Labor Day all!

(Link via Accordion Guy, due to some late-night spelunking through Joey deVilla's site)

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And by safe for work, well, you may not want to play it with the sound turned up real loud or if your monitor faces an aisle, but other than that it is perfectly safe. Don't worry, they censored all the naughty bits, which left me in tears. (Link via Super Punch)

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Watching the droogs shoot milk out of their noses at the milk bar is alone worth watching. From the twisted mind of Dan Meth.

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So Ms. Pac-Man is actually Pac-Man's mother? Which means Pac-Man is Jesus? Wow, I may have to convert from Frisbeetarianism. From pop artist Misha via Gallery 1988.

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Inappropriate Soundtracks: Carpenters Vs. The Matrix


Even with Top Of The World playing, this scene is awesome. And I have no doubt in my mind that this is exactly what Keanu Reeves has playing in his head all the time.
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
Inappropriate Soundtracks, according to mashup creator Boonehams, take a scene from a movie, change its background music to something wildly inappropriate and thus, ruin that scene. And there are a lot of them, almost 50. Be sure to check out Reservoir Dogs Vs. Wham. (Link via Buzzfeed)

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The House of Mouse's purchase of Marvel, mashing together Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck alongside Spider-Man and Wolverine has set off nerd alarm bells, as fans freak out about what Disney will do to their favourite superheroes... (Image via Daily What)


The National Post's Steve Murray manages to intercept a memo from Disney about some of the "helpful suggestions" they have to do.


Joey deVilla at Global Nerdy purposes an upside, a potential for a really interesting sequel to the game Kingdom Hearts.


Super Punch rounds up a few Disney/Marvel mashups, including Emilio J.Lopez's Spider-Man as a Mouseketeer and...

...Mickey vs. the Marvel Universe ...


Plus Matt Occhuizzo's Disney Avengers, among a few others.


Of course the fine folks at FARK had to have a go at it as well, in a ridiculously long thread.


As did Holy Taco with their Punisher meets the Seven Dwarfs, while speculating on the inner monologue of Stan Lee at the sale of his empire.

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